We offer a range of canine and equine toys life cast or 3D scanned from real animals.
(Obviously they simply don’t mind and are never hurt in any way.)
To make it easier to find them, we added a new attribute and a filter criteria for them.
shop update
We just performed a major update of our shop software including the move to a new major PHP version.
Everything seems to be in order.
However if you notice anything not working as it should, please tell us, so we can have a look and fix it!
Spaaaaam
The special kind of spam you get as a business…
Bad Wolf V2 – Small
With the last delivery by Bad Wolf,
the „Bad Wolf – Small“ cock sleve has also been replaced with the new version 2 variant.
We updated the photos of regular (16cm) and small (14cm) version in the shop.
Photos in search results may take a while to update in the cache.
internal hickup
We irregularly check the list of newly registered customers.
This is done to delete spam-accounts and hacking-attempts created by bots.
Introducing the Captcha helped a lot here but it’s not perfect.
We noticed that the newest account listed for us was quite old.
Investigation
Some investigation found that a daily reindex process was stuck since October and the list of all account shown to us in the backend (and only that list) was not updated because a previous run of that had died but never released it’s database lock.
Luckily only the index of the user-list was affected. All other indices (like all products, all new products, all products with a price change,…) worked just fine.
…work never stops.
result
A short search revealed how we could get this unstuck.
Only the list of all user account for administration and customer support was affected.
Customers could create and use their accounts all this time with no issues.
In the end we found just 48 new accounts obviously created by bots.
(Before introducing the Captcha this number ranked in the tens of thousands.)
Categorize by price
We have changed the selection of toy size categories,
so you can select by price range inside each category right away.
We think this should make it easier for you to find what you are looking for
in our vast selection of toys.
You can still select your own price range to match your budget.
These are just suggestions based on the typical prices of toys in each category.
mobile
Contrary to the old one, the new layout also properly flows in mobile devices and narrow browser windows.
Bad Wolf restocked
The delivery by Bad Wolf (English / German) has arrived.
All but 2 toys and all lubes are in stock again.
(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)
FurAffinity Banner
Due to the current inflation and uncertainty, business it down a lot.
We took this opportunity to test an ad banner on FurAffinity for a month.
Strangely, their ad-report shows significantly more clicks then our fa-specific landing page counted requests.
workers strike at DHL ended
Good news.
DHL and it’s workers have agreed on new salaries and working conditions.
The strike has ended.
https://www.tagesschau.de/wirtschaft/lohnsteigerung-fuer-deutsche-post-beschaeftigte-101.html
Delivery of Bad Wolf toys on it’s way
A new delivery of Dildos by Bad Wolf (English / German) is on it’s way .
We expect it to arrive in a few business days.
(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)
Custom toys:
For just a few days after this delivery arrived and before we place our next order right away, it will be possible to order custom variation again. Just contact us via email, stating all the details like colour and firmnes. Then we’ll provide you with a custom product that can be ordered exactly 1 time via the regular ordering process. The only difference is that it obviously takes longer to ship and we require it to be fully payed right away. Also for custom made products there is no 14 day return period.
(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)