Horny Ram toys restocked

A new delivery by Horny Ram  just arrived.
Everything is back in stock.

Horny Ram

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)

shop outage last night

The shop was offline for the night because last evening Debian updated the PHP MySQL extension for PHP 8 and just uninstalled MySQL for PHP7.x in the process.

New Draggy toy by FlurbMe

The Draggy

With the latest delivery of FlurbMe toys, we added a new toy.
The Draggy.
With a weight of 2.7Kg of silicone it may be light for a Dragon but still no small beast.
Much like the Hera, it offers 2 usable openings. They are 2.0cm wide but will strech quite a bit and are 29cm deep.

Delivery of Zetacreations toys on it’s way

A new delivery of Dildos by Zetacreations (English / German) is on it’s way. When it arrives, we expect all Zeta toys except Euro Akita and Kolton to be back in stock.

Impatient?
You can track the shipment if you are eagerly awaiting some toy to get back in stock.

ETA
Usually, we would expect it to arrive in about 10 business days (including customs).
However due to the SARS-CoV-2 epidemic, we need to add a whole MONTH to that estimate.
Then we just have to count, label and sort it for the new stock to be available in our shop (English Shop / German Shop). When that happend, we’ll report here again, so you can place your orders on items that are curretly still out of stock.  

Custom dildos
As always with this manufacturer, we do not offer custom orders to be included in the next shipment because if the long lead-time.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)

Flurb Me restocked

The recently announced delivery by FurbMe just arriving.
The regular Maremaker is still out of stock (we had plenty when we placed this order) but all others are back in stock.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)

KnotMe restocked

Good news everyone.
The delivery by KnotMe that had to be delayed due to the holidays has just arrived.
All KnotMe toys except 1 are the shop are back in stock.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)

New KnotMe delivery on it’s way

A new delivery of KnotMe toys is on it’s way.
It should arrive shortly.

Currently 4 out of 10 toys are out of stock and they will all be in stock again when this one arrives.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)

New delivery by Exotic Erotics on it’s way

A new delivery of Dildos by Exotic Erotics (English / German) is on it’s way.

We expect it to arrive in about 1 month (including customs). Then we just have to count, label and sort it for the new stock to be available in our shop (English Shop / German Shop). When that happend, we’ll report here again, so you can place your orders on the 15 of 114 items that are curretly still out of stock.
If you want to track this delivery, you can do so here and here, if you are eagerly awaiting some toy to be in stock again.

Custom Dildos:
For a few days now, it will be possible to order custom variation again. Just contact us via email, stating all the details like colour and firmnes. Then we’ll provide you with a custom product that can be ordered exactly 1 time via the regular ordering process. The only  difference is that it obviously takes longer to ship and we require it to be fully payed right away. Also for custom made products there is no 14 day return period.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)