Monat: Juli 2022

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Eurofurence 26

(This posting will be updated to reflect the latest news.)

TL:DR

No Room Party

It’s just like EF25 in 2019 (the older ones among you may still remember).
The After Dark Dealers Den is to be even bigger again and our YiffyToys Room Parties had grown so much, that we basically spent the entire convention just unloading and loading the truck or carrying huge carts of stuff between Room Party and After Dark Dealers Den. So we decided at EF24 to skip the room party for EF25 and we keep that decision for EF26 too.

After Dark Dealers Den

You can find us in the new, bigger and better After Dark Dealers Den. Again we will have ample tables and a lot of shelf-space. However that shelf-space will only be 2/3 of what we had at the last Eurofurence. So make sure you pre-order in the webshop before Friday!
We will be on the balcony in the top left corner.

Important: Our table in the AD Dealers Den opens only
Thursday 12:00-18:00
Friday 14:00-18:00 and
Saturday 15:00-17:00 (not 18:00).
(Due to aiding in the Big Saturday Stage Show, we have to close early on Saturday.
For the final rehersal we may open slightly late on Friday.)

Like every year, we will bring selected toys from all manufacturers.
We can not bring everything, so please go to our online shop now and please order now! Choose the shipping method „pickup at convention“.
This has 4 advantages:

1. Pick up at the start of the con. We are confident to be able to offer some form of pick up eon wednesday and thursday. Maybe even on Tuesday. So you can pick up your new toys and already put them to use during the convention.
2. It will be there at all. You may want a toy that we didn’t even pack. We have to make a selection on what to bring to the convention. It is impossible to bring all toys we sell into the Dealers Den.
3. You won’t miss your change. Even if we packed it, someone else of the 2000+ convention visitors may have purchased it before you.
4. The long waiting queue. Because the AD Dealers Den is open only on the last 1.5 convention days, it will be crowded. We will not be able to dedicate much time to each customer. There will be a long queue and we fully expect security at the door to tell people to disperse and come back later instead of queuing outside the dealers den.

You can have a look at our Dealers den price list with the selection of toys we bring.
So you already know what you want to look at, when you reach the front of the queue.
It’s lists the toys we actually have at EF sorted by size, species and manufacturer.

New toys and Previews

Yes, there will be new toys at Eurofurence.
We will update this page with more information.
So stay tuned!

1. Mango the Gator-Hybrid

Mango the Gator-Hybrid

By FoxyRabbit we have the new Mango toy!
A penetratable female.

2. Bad Wolf – Special

Like the Exotic Erotics special at EF25, we will have a Bad Wolf Special at EF26.
A second box ot assorted toys to pillage on your own in addition to the well curated shelfes of catalogued products behind the table.

3. Avali

By FurryStyle we jave the new Avali toy!
Mini and Tiny sizes are up for sale and a prototype of the regular size is on display.

Flops

Like every year we will have boxes of toys with reduced prices due to slight color mishaps, tiny air bubbles or other minor defects.
We will also have very few Flopy by Bad Wolf mixed in this year.

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Sidewinder restocked yet again

We got a delivery of Sidewinder Creations toys (English / German).
We would like to say that all toys are back in stock but sadly the Spikey isn’t.
It will of cause be part of our next order.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)

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Math baby!

Obviously we can’t bring ALL THE TOYS to the Eurofurence dealers den.
So we already have a statistic that tells us what boxes of toys sell best, to make a selection based on how many boxes we can fit into our booth.

What we are currently doing is another statistic: What pairs of toys should swap boxes.
So that we don’t leave any well-selling toy behind just because a box of great products also contains one that is just collecting dust.

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New delivery by Exotic Erotics on it’s way but old one delayed

A new delivery of Dildos by Exotic Erotics (English / German) is on it’s way.
It is timed in such a way as to arrive before Eurofurence.

We expect it to arrive in 10 business days (including customs). The USPS delays seem to be over. Then we just have to count, label and sort it for the new stock to be available in our shop (English Shop / German Shop). When that happend, we’ll report here again.
If you want to track this delivery, you can do so here and here, if you are eagerly awaiting some toy to be in stock again.

DHL fuckup

HOWEVER, the delivery that should be waiting in customs at the moment has been returned to the US by DHL. Neither business support nor customer support know why.
Sorry for everyone with custom toys included in this one.
There is nothing we or Exotic Erotics can do about it except send in photos of all the labels and writing on it after it was returned to the US (hopefully with not too much damage).

Custom Dildos:
For a few days now, it will be possible to order custom variation again. Just contact us via email, stating all the details like colour and firmnes. Then we’ll provide you with a custom product that can be ordered exactly 1 time via the regular ordering process. The only  difference is that it obviously takes longer to ship and we require it to be fully payed right away. Also for custom made products there is no 14 day return period.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)

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New delivery by Exotic Erotics on it’s way

A new delivery of Dildos by Exotic Erotics (English / German) is on it’s way.
(While the last delivery is still in customs.)

We expect it to arrive in 10 business days (including customs). The USPS delays seem to be over. Then we just have to count, label and sort it for the new stock to be available in our shop (English Shop / German Shop). When that happend, we’ll report here again.
If you want to track this delivery, you can do so here, if you are eagerly awaiting some toy to be in stock again.

Custom Dildos:
For a few days now, it will be possible to order custom variation again. Just contact us via email, stating all the details like colour and firmnes. Then we’ll provide you with a custom product that can be ordered exactly 1 time via the regular ordering process. The only  difference is that it obviously takes longer to ship and we require it to be fully payed right away. Also for custom made products there is no 14 day return period.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)

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Andaro the Adventurer (S)

With the latest delivery by Neotori, we have added a smaller version of the Andaro to our lineup. Sadly the delivery was incomplete, so we have very fee of these and the medium sized Andaro is already out of stock. But more will be on their way soon.

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Eurofurence (After Dark) Dealers Den

There are some first seating plans for the After Dark Dealers Den at Eurofurence next month.
You can find us on the balcone (the After Dark section) right at the top side.
Given that we sell not just one but many manufacturers, we should be very hard to miss with our shelves and boxes full of toys.

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Amazon artificial non-intelligence

We had some trouble with 11 products on Amazon.
We submit products with a very, very detailed „browse node“.
In our case usually
„Health & Personal Care -> Sex & Sensuality -> Sex Toys -> Dildos -> Anal Dildos“
Then Amazon uses that to choose a „product type“.

How it started

The problem was, that for these 11 prducts Amazon has chosen completely inappropriate product types.
Product type: Toy Vehicles
Product type: Animal Cages
Product type: Pet Toys
Product type: Other Shirts
Product type: Plant seeds
Product type: Toy Figures and Playsets

These had the effect that we where asked to enter mandatory information like a „T-shirt size“ for these dildos or they would not be visible.

We contacted the seller support about this.

How it’s going

At first they didn’t understand the issue.

Then they wanted us to tell them what product type to enter. However there is no public list of all product types and Amazon doesn’t display the product type for any correct toys. So we can’t possibly tell them.

Then they claimed „We have determined that the current categorization on the ASIN produces a better customer experience than the requested categorization. As a result, we will not be able to complete your request.„

And finally they claimed „Please note that we were unable to determine the correct categorization on this ASIN as the product data and images are inconsistent.„.
Obviously our very-well-done product photos show dildod and not T-shirts, animal cages or plant seeds.

How it ended

Since there was no way to get these products fixed, we where forced to simply remove them from Amazon’s catalog altogether. We will wait until no trace of them is left in Amazon’s system and try to recreate a single one at a later time.