Fixed a very minor SSL issue

We just fixed a minor SSL issue that some may or may not have noticed.
While the certificate of our server was always up to date,
the web server sent along some additional, outdated intermediate certificates of our CA that any web browser would just ignore.
This likely has never caused any issues with web browsers but one of our payment solutions (that also uses HTTPS) did.
Nothing at all to worry about.

New 2021 DHL Prices

We have added the new 2021 DHL prices.
Like every year, all DHL prices have become ever so slightly more expensive.
As the (temporarily reduced) German VAT rate goes back up to 19%, so do all the EU shipping fees. non-EU exports obviously don’t include VAT.

Brexit

While GB has always been a „premium delivery only“ country,
sadly it now also includes +4.49€ just for GB.
But at least the +19% German VAT are gone now.
They are however replaced by 20% UK VAT payed at delivery and we are required to incur a minimum order size of 135£ to comply with HMRC changes in VAT rules independent of BREXIT.
That is, as soon as DHL accepts parcels for the UK and Ireland again.

Germany

For Germany the +0.10€ for Maut get an additional +0.01€ for the new CO2 tax.

reduced German VAT returns to normal soon

With the new year, the reduced VAT rate of 16% will return to it’s usual 19%.
Therefore we will soon have to cancel and refund all orders made with 16% that can not longer be shipped (e.g. because they are not yet payed) this year.

We plan to make the required changed to our shop settings, invoice printing and our Amazon presence in two days.

Exotic Erotics restocked

The probably last delivery by Exotic Erotics before the holidays has arrived.
(Another one is on it’s way but with slow steaming container freighters instead of planes, this is going to take a while.)

Stock status

Only 2 of 115 Exotic Erotics models that are currently still not in stock.

Custom toys

Due to changes in VAT on 2020-12-31, we can not offer custom toys for EU citizens this time as they would be delivered next year and be subject to a different VAT rate.
NON EU-Citizens are not affected.

New delivery by FlurbMe on it’s way

A new delivery by Flurb Me is on it’s way.
You can track it here, if you are eagerly awaiting some toy to be in stock again.

VixenMaker

The VixenMaker is a buttplug that a humpable vixen of medium ‚Fantastically Fuckable‘ size and the default soft firmness.

MareMaker

The MareMaker is the same for a mare.

PonyMaker

And the PonyMaker the same for a stallion.

Custom toys:
For just a few days after this delivery arrived and before we place our next order right away, it will be possible to order custom variation again. Just contact us via email, stating all the details like colour and firmnes. Then we’ll provide you with a custom product that can be ordered exactly 1 time via the regular ordering process. The only  difference is that it obviously takes longer to ship and we require it to be fully payed right away. Also for custom made products there is no 14 day return period.

Corona+Brexit shipping limitations

DHL just surprised us with some updates.
More information at https://www.dhl.de/coronavirus

We will update this blog posting as we get new information.
last update: 2021-01-15 Italy and Greece, limitations lifted

For the UK please also read our Brexit and HMRC information.

Delays in Austria

Due to heavy snow fall, DHL is warning about heavy delays in parcels delivered to Austria.
(The one without any kangaroos. 😉 )
Very large parcels may not arrive before Christmas anymore.

Exotic Erotics restocked

The probably last delivery by Exotic Erotics before the holidays has arrived.
(Another one is on it’s way but with slow steaming container freighters instead of planes, this is going to take a while.)

Stock status

13 of 115 Exotic Erotics models that are currently still not in stock.