New Bernadino penis sleve

With the new delivery by Bad Wolf, we have added a new „Bernardino“ penis sleve (or „Species adapter“ as we like to call them) to make yourself into a large Saint Bernard dog with a proper knot.

The toy is available in 3 sizes for 12cm, 14cm and 16cm penis length to fit everyone’s need (and capacity 😉 ).

Bad Wolf partially restocked


The announved delivery by Bad Wolf (English / German) has partially arrived.
Some remaining toys and many more bottles of Wolf Cum Lube will be shipped to us after the holidays.
This 5 of 45 toys/lubes are still out of stock but we got Wolf Cum Lube and the Bad Wolf sleves (species adaper 😉 ) again.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)

Knot Shot

We have added the „Knot Shot“ made by FlurbMe.
It is a tiny canine that can be put on top of a bottle or syringt of lube to get yourself or your partner ready for some more intense action.

It comes with 2 Syringes.

A delivery by Exotic Erotics just arrived

Stock status

Except for 6 of 124 Exotic Erotics models, all are currently still in stock.
The remaining ones have already been ordered while this delivery was in transit and are being produced for us.

Custom toys

We do offer custom toys to be included in the next order.
Please contact us early and we’ll create a custom product for you to order as soon as the next shipment leaves the factory and we place our own restock order.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)

Sidewinder restocked

We got a delivery of Sidewinder Creations toys (English / German).
All toys are back in stock.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)

Zetacreations restocked

The announced delivery of Dildos by Zetacreations (English / German) arrived.

The new stock is already available in our shop.
However 1 of 60 toys are still out of stock but are already ordered and being manufactured for us.

We are still thinking about allowing custom orders for Zetacreations as the delivery times have improved.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)

More photos

After 3 days we have concluded our current run of making new product photos.
All the toys we could make photos of should have a proper, white background and size comparisons to common, other toys now.
If a toy has older photos that still how the current model and remain useful, we did keep them at the end of the carousel. Especially with handmade toys that are supposed to have a certain randomness in their coloration.


There are still a few toys with older photos that we would like to update but all of these are toys that are currently not in stock.

DHL increasing Crisis-Premiums

First and foremost: No prices change for EU countries and the UK.

For a long list of non-EU countries and even entire zones of countries DHL has started to drastically increase it’s crisis-premiums per kilogramm.
The premiums are on top of the regular price and range from 50ct/Kg+VAT for China to 3,7€/Kg+VAT for Australia.

The change takes effect on the 15th of April.

We will upload the new prices to the shop software next week, to ensure that all parcels shipped after we return from the TailsUp furmeet in our event-calendar have the new prices.

New delivery by Exotic Erotics on it’s way

A new delivery of Dildos by Exotic Erotics (English / German) is on it’s way.
(While the last delivery is still in customs.)

We expect it to arrive in 10 business days (including customs). The USPS delays seem to be over. Then we just have to count, label and sort it for the new stock to be available in our shop (English Shop / German Shop). When that happend, we’ll report here again.
If you want to track this delivery, you can do so here, if you are eagerly awaiting some toy to be in stock again.

Custom Dildos:
For a few days now, it will be possible to order custom variation again. Just contact us via email, stating all the details like colour and firmnes. Then we’ll provide you with a custom product that can be ordered exactly 1 time via the regular ordering process. The only  difference is that it obviously takes longer to ship and we require it to be fully payed right away. Also for custom made products there is no 14 day return period.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)