Small delivery by Exotic Erotics arrived

The next delivery from Exotic Erotics (English / German) arrived.

Custom orders of Exotic Erotics are currently being shipped.
Since a lot of toys are still out of stock, we are not accepting any additional custom orders (we already have some and they just received their emails).

We just have to place our next order RIGH AWAY.
Sorry.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)

Delivery of Zetacreations toys on it’s way

A new delivery of Dildos by Zetacreations (English / German) is on it’s way.

Impatient?
You can track the shipment if you like.

ETA
As usual, we expect it to arrive in about 10 business days (including customs). Then we just have to count, label and sort it for the new stock to be available in our shop (English Shop / German Shop). When that happend, we’ll report here again, so you can place your orders on items that are curretly still out of stock.  

Custom dildos
As always with this manufacturer, we do not offer custom orders to be included in the next shipment because if the long lead-time.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)

Regarding pressure selling

Because the topic of „pressure selling“ was in the news today,
we’d like to explain one of the things our shop software automatically does:

Because we import many toys from overseas, it does take longer for bulk orders to arrive. In the mean time there are often toys that do get out of stock. We try to prevent this from happening but it is unavoidable that this does happens. Sometimes the manufacturer has a minimum order quantity or only no other toys from this manufacturer need restocking. Then it may even stay that way for a short while. However unless it is stated otherwise, all these toys will be back for sale later.

Because this is happening regularly, we do show a reminder „only N left“. This is done automatically if and only if very few are left in stock.
The number shown comes directly from our inventory management system. At any time, it should precisely reflect the number we have left in stock that are not reserved for recent orders. Due to orders being cancelled or simple human error (e.g. a simple mistake in the last inventory count or counting an L toy as the XL version,…) that number may sometimes go up again. This is not typical behavior but it does happen.

New delivery by Exotic Erotics on it’s way

A new delivery of Dildos by Exotic Erotics (English / German) is on it’s way.

We expect it to arrive in about 10 business days (including customs). Then we just have to count, label and sort it for the new stock to be available in our shop (English Shop / German Shop). When that happend, we’ll report here again, so you can place your orders on items that are currently still out of stock.   If you want to track this delivery, you can do so here. (This time it’s only 1 package)

Custom Dildos:
For just a few days after this delivery arrived and before we place our next order right away, it will be possible to order custom variation again. Just contact us via email, stating all the details like colour and firmnes. Then we’ll provide you with a custom product that can be ordered exactly 1 time via the regular ordering process. The only  difference is that it obviously takes longer to ship and we require it to be fully payed right away. Also for custom made products there is no 14 day return period.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)

Improved statistics

Why is this important for you?

Yes, this topic sounds boring.
However statistics are the difference between a toy being out of stock or in your hands and between stocking too many of one toy or having the funds to add an additional model to our inventory.
We are a very small company and have limited money to work with.

Last year

Last year in February we made a huge leap by going from educated guesses and estimations to actual statistics for predicting how many toys to restock.
This has made visible a large number of overestimations, wrong impressions and wishful thinking.

It worked much better then human intuition but we did notice a few oddities here and there. Especially around the Christmas holidays, around the sales during Eurofurence or when we where away for MMC or H-Con.

This year

This year we went even further.
Since YiffyToys exists long enough to go back many, many years and we have all the additional values collected since last year, we can now scientifically evaluate how well our predictions match reality.

First, we defined a huge collection of test cases.
Then we very carefully defined the actual metric to optimise for.
And finally we went to compare different ways to do predictions.
Again the results where very surprising and sometimes counter intuitive.
However we know for a fact that our new statistics produce results that are easily 3 times more accurate then before.

Sidewinder restocked


We got a delivery of Sidewinder Creations toys (English / German).
Everything except one of the Spreaders is back in stock.

All toys except two are back in stock now.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)



Bad Wolf restocked


We received the second part of our Christmas-delivery by Bad Wolf (English / German).
Still not all toys are back in stock. We’ll place a new order right away.

However at least the popular dog and horse pussies are back in stock.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)

New Horny Ram Toy – the Grozzoroth

The Grozzoroth

Grozzoroth is our Wyvern character, and thus, he is large, very large, in more ways that one. Grozzoroth is an easily angered, horny beast and to show for it, he possesses a hefty unit to match his personality. Starting with a big, tapered head, Grozzoroth transitions to a series of ridges and bumps down his thick shaft, culminating in a large, rather intimidating looking knot. Can you tame Grozzoroth? He dares you to try.

After a long time of only having a single toy, we now got the second toy made by Horny Ram.
As told, the Grozzoroth is a Wyvern (for the advanced search by „species“, we did add it to the Dragons) and as you can see below, the size and shape do stack up nicely against some of our size-comparison toys.