A new delivery by Twin Tails is on it’s way. You can track it here.
(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted. There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)
Because this combination has been requested as a custom made toy multiple times, we have added a „Jackson Deluxe“ version for of the huge „Jackson“life cast horse toy. Apart from the colour schema, the deluxe version also features a softer tip while retaining the medium firmness for the shaft itself and it comes with a huge suction cup to keep it in place.
Below you can see it’s size compared to the „Henry“ that (being even more substantial) is prices in-between the regular and the Deluxe Jackson.
A new delivery of Dildos by Zetacreations (English / German) is on it’s way. When it arrives, we expect all Zeta toys to be back in stock.
Impatient? You can track the shipment if you are eagerly awaiting some toy to get back in stock.
ETA Usually, we would expect it to arrive in about 10 business days (including customs). Then we just have to count, label and sort it for the new stock to be available in our shop (English Shop / German Shop). When that happend, we’ll report here again, so you can place your orders on items that are curretly still out of stock.
Custom dildos As always with this manufacturer, we do not offer custom orders to be included in the next shipment because if the long lead-time.
(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted. There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)
We implemented the updated DHL surcharges for the month of May in the YiffyToys shop. Note that these are only surcharges that DHL charges on top of the regular shipping prices. To be completely fair to everyone and charge exactly what DHL charges. (Because if we don’t, ultimately all customers together pay the difference.)
Energy surcharge
DHL reduces the „energy surcharge“ from 2.50% to 1.25% as the effects of the Russian war in the Ukraine diminishes. This surcharge is published by DHL monthly.
Crisis fees
DHL lowers the „crisis fee“ for:
Australia from 3,70€/Kg to 3,50€/Kg,
Canada from 2,05€/Kg to 1.95€/Kg,
USA from 2.35€/Kg to 2.15€/Kg
Chile from 3,9€ to 2,8€,
… It’s a long list. They also lower the „crisis fees“ for some entire lists of countries like „zone 4“ from 1.5€/Kg to 0.35€/Kg
DHL Sweden+Finnland fuckup
„am 20.04.2023 haben wir Sie über die Berechnung der Haustürzustellungen in Schweden und Finnland seit Januar 2023 informiert. Dabei ist uns leider ein Fehler unterlaufen. Die Zusatzkosten für eine Haustürzustellung werden Ihnen entsprechend Ihrer aktuellen Preiskonditionen bereits ab Januar 2023 für eingelieferte DHL Paket International Premium Sendungen in Rechnung gestellt und nicht wie fälschlicherweise kommuniziert erst ab dem 01.05.2023.“
DHL wrote that they informed people on the 20th of April about a new fee for Sweden and Finnland effective since January. …spot the mistake.
3 of 128 Exotic Erotics models, are currently still not in stock.
New Toys
We are also working on having some additional toy sizes added to our shop as soon as possible.
Custom toys
We do offer custom toys to be included in the next order. Please contact us early and we’ll create a custom product for you to order as soon as the next shipment leaves the factory and we place our own restock order.
(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted. There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)
We updated the credit card payment module to a new major version.
For customers:
it should be much faster now and „will issue invoices, receipts, and other customer facing emails to that customer with an appropriately translated email, payment page, or PDF. 15 languages are currently supported.“
For us:
„No more pending orders for card payments and other synchronous payment methods. When a payment fails, there won’t be a Pending/Canceled order in the admin area.“ and „95% reduction in incomplete payments in the Stripe dashboard. When customers arrive at the checkout page, no payments are created in „Incomplete“ status.“
We updated to a new major version of the DHL integration. (After fiddling with dependencies for a while.) For customers, the following changes should be visible:
On the pickup location finder map in checkout, if available, show description of the building/facility etc. a service point is located within.
Select „Named Person Only“ service with DHL Paket National shipments.
Select „No Neighbor Delivery“ service with DHL Paket National shipments.
With the latest delivery, we have added an additional „large“ variant of „Mundir the Wolf„. From regular 18.5cm usable length with a 20cm knot circumference (6cm in diameter), the Large version raises the bar to 22cm usable length an 23cm knot circumfence (7.4cm diameter) Both are extra soft and include a canvas bag.
With the latest delivery, we have added an additional „tight“ variant of „Lina the Motivator„. To easily tell them apart we used a lighter version of the existing colour schema. Both are extra soft and include a canvas bag.
A new delivery by Neotori (English / German) has arrived. All toys are back in stock again.
(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted. There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)