New delivery by Exotic Erotics on it’s way

You know the drill…
A new delivery of Dildos by Exotic Erotics (English / German) is on it’s way.

We expect it to arrive in 9-16 business days (including customs).
Then we just have to count, label and sort it for the new stock to be available in our shop (English Shop / German Shop).
When that happens, we’ll report here again.
If you want to track this delivery, you can do so here, if you are eagerly awaiting some toy to be in stock again.

It does include some custom toys that people had us order along.

Custom Dildos:
For a few days now, it will be possible to order custom variation again. Just contact us via email, stating all the details like colour and firmness. Then we’ll provide you with a custom product that can be ordered exactly 1 time via the regular ordering process. The only  difference is that it obviously takes longer to ship and we require it to be fully paid right away. Also for custom made products there is no 14 day return period.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)

Free lube (samples)

We had some free samples of Wolf Cum Lube and Wolf Lube for Eurofurence.
As some of it is left over, we are giving away a small bottle with every order in the YiffyToys shop until it runs out.

So… grab it while it’s cold!

Flops counted and first restock-orders placed

The dreaded task…
counting all the HUGE boxes of discounted toys we received for Eurofurence.
…to see what’s left and what was sold.
Cross-referencing that with the sales we made for consistency.
Making lists for the manufacturers we received these toys
and finally preparing to ship all of them back.

It was a lot of effort and we had to count serveral times but we made it.
Also we placed our order to restock Bad Wolf toys and small bottles of Cum Lube right away.

For our restocking-order with Exotic Erotics we’re still waiting for one reply from the them.

…and with that, Eurofurence has finally ended for us.
Now we all have to get back to our boring, daily tasks again.

iDEAL and Stripe Link

We have activated Link (by Stripe) as a wallet to pay from and have requested iDEAL for the Netherlands to be activated as a payment method in the shop.

(Not much else to say about that)

Post-Eurofurence Inventory count

The most dreaded task every year.
Counting the inventory when we return from Eurofurence.
Because it means pulling all the boxes we just shelved out again to be counted.

This doesn’t always mean having less of a toy then we thought but often enough one more then what the computer says. Things to get misplaced, especially when travelling with a metric ton on dildos to literally the other side of the country.

The 3 biggest manufacturers are done, so we can place our orders to restock.
All the other ones will come during the week.
One at a time.

Neotori restocked (during EF27)

A new delivery by Neotori (English / German) has arrived.
This time via a very short route. Because Neotori happend to have a Dealers Den table just opposite form us. 😉
All toys are back in stock again.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)

Returned from Eurofurence

We returned from Eurofurence last night and just returned the trailer a few hours ago.

Obviously the work isn’t done yet.
First order of business: GET SOME SLEEP.

Some tasks are already done:
All boxes have been returned to their proper shelves.
We checked all open online-orders and will package them today.
Amazon has been reactivated.
The blocks in the YiffyToys online shop informing customers that we are away on Eurofurence have been deactivated again.
The majority of waiting invoices and bank transactions has been handled. (oh joy, more paperwork)
Started a spredsheet to see how much we paid and earned during EF27.

We still need to:
Do a final count of the cash.
Perform a full inventory count.
Add the toys received from Neotori during EF to our inventory.
Place orders with all manufacturers to restock ASAP.
Handle some returned parcels waiting.
Handle some paperwork that was waiting in the mail
Tally up all the earnings and cost.
Refuel and clean the truck.

Bad Wolf restocked for Eurofurence


After DPD delayed it quite a while, the delivery by Bad Wolf (English / German) has arrived at the last possible day. We are now in a hurry to sort all of them, add prices and finally optimize the hell our of the storage boxes we will have at our table to leave as few toy models behind as possible.
All 54 toys are in stock now.
We also received 56 toys for the daily Bargain Bins at Eurofurence.
Note that there is a change this year:
We will have 3 separate Bargain Bins. One for each day.

Two of the wearable horses have been deliverd in the wrong colour.
We have updated the name and description in the shop and on the product labels to reflect this.

(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)