We just made the German home page of the shop more mobile friendly. The English one is not updated yet. What do you think of it? Please tell us!
Mobile
The category foxes are now displayed below each other on mobile devices instead of rendering the same way as on a desktop. Formerly the introduction text would take up more then just the first screen, before the actual categories would be shown.
Desktop (new)
Since everyone is only interested in toys and lube, the other categories have moved down. Also the introduction text has been shortened
The delivery by Bad Wolf (English / German) has arrived. All toys/lubes are in stock again. We also have 2 new toys that will be added in the next few days. (Have to make proper photos first.)
(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted. There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)
Good news everyone. The delivery by KnotMe that had to be delayed due to the holidays has just arrived. All KnotMe toys except the Clyde (M) are the shop are back in stock.
(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted. There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)
(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted. There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)
Custom toys: For just a few days after this delivery arrived and before we place our next order right away, it will be possible to order custom variation again. Just contact us via email, stating all the details like colour and firmnes. Then we’ll provide you with a custom product that can be ordered exactly 1 time via the regular ordering process. The only difference is that it obviously takes longer to ship and we require it to be fully payed right away. Also for custom made products there is no 14 day return period.
(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted. There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)
To better find them, we have added a new category „clearance sale“ for all the products, that are no longer being manufactured or that we will not restock.
We checked the statistics for the most often used search terms in the YiffyToys shop. After removing an immense amount of failed attempts to hack the shop software via SQL-injection or Javascript-insertion, we added a large number of synonyms.
Now you will find the results are where looking for when typing a number of common misspellings, synonyms, french or spanish words.
Of cause apart from the full-text search, there is always the advanced search, where you can select species and features. Sadly the shop-software doesn’t allow us to have search-ranges for the sizes. For that we have created the „tiny“, „small“, „regular“, „large“ and „extra large“ categories.
As our categories grow with more and more toys, we have found the need to subdivide them a bit more. So as a first step, we have added two new subcategories:
A customer notifed us that the given size of the Twin Tails „Alto“ was that if the „mini“ and not of the „Small“ variant. We have taken new meassurements and fixed this.
Twin Tails prices
While checking this, we noticed that Twin Tails had raised some and lowered other prices. We have chosen a very optimistic exchange rate as we adjusted our prices to match.
Improved descriptions
We also improved some old-style descriptions. For example, the Mocha and the Atlas now links the two size variants (Also for the different versions of the Sidewinder „Arashiin“). Also it seems that the Small Hidora was missing an english translation, Atlas medium was showing a default photo of an Atlas small in English (it was correct in German). And while at it, we consolidated the wording for „ejaculating“ in German and English product names.
Because we have to increase the shipping fees to Austria in order to offset some of the cost of this, we want to give some more background information regarding the Austrian recycling of packaging.
Background
We are a tiny German business. We pay for the recycling of all cardboard and plastic packaging we ship. That is not overly expensive and we do so for a long time now.
TL:DR – Austria removed all „small business“ thresholds and requires non-Austrian EU-businesses to name a representative in addition to licensing the packaging for recycling.
Long version
With the Austrian „Verordnung des Bundesministers für Land- und Forstwirtschaft, Umwelt und Wasserwirtschaft über die Vermeidung und Verwertung von Verpackungsabfällen und bestimmten Warenresten (Verpackungsverordnung 2014)“ (Austria love long names just like Germany does.) starting 1. Jänner 2023 (1st of January) we are forced to have an agent in Austria (as defined in § 16b). That agent is to act as our representative in matters of recyling of packaging.
This is required because of: „§ 16b.(1) Versandhändler gemäß § 13g Abs. 1 Z 5 AWG 2002 haben für ab dem 1. Jänner 2023 in Österreich in Verkehr gesetzte Verpackungen einen Bevollmächtigten für ausländische Versandhändler zu bestellen.“
That definition reads: „Versandhändler, die keinen Sitz und keine Niederlassung im örtlichen Geltungsbereich dieses Bundesgesetzes haben und die Verpackungen oder Waren oder Güter in Verpackungen in Österreich an einen privaten Letztverbraucher im Rahmen des Fernabsatzes im Sinne des § 5a KSchGübergeben.“
The naming of that representative even has to be notarised because of „§ 16b.(1) Abs.2 Pt 4 4. Die Bestellung erfolgt durch eine beglaubigte Vollmacht in deutscher oder englischer Sprache“
Why this law is badly written
There are no provisions for small busineses. There are no provisions for small amounts of packaging. There are no distictions between EU and 3rd country businesses. Yes, that part of the law makes no sense whatsoever. We are just glad that Austria laws are written in a language we can actually read. With 27 EU countries, this could be so much worse.