We just placed our next large order and managed to lower some prices e.g. for certain Werehorses and the Bishop as they have changed prices in the US since our last order of these toys.
Credit card trouble
Multiple customers have reported issues with credit cards and our payment provider wants everyone to migrate to a new system anyway due to „3D Secure 2“ being rolled out.
Until the credit card provider can solve the issues, we have temporarily disabled credit card payments. Paypal still works fine.
Sorry.
A Very special Easter Egg
Many of you liked the Dragon Egg by Bad Wolf but mentioned that you would like a larger one.
So in time for Easter, here it is:
The Dragon Egg (Large) is is a hunk made from half a kilogramm of the finest silicone with a usable length increased to 14cm and a hunking 24.5cm or 9.6″ in diameter.
Attribute maintenance
It’s a rainy day and we had too much coffee….
So we updated several hundred products with new „species“ attributes, searchable and comparable values for „length“ and „usable length“. The new comparable „maximum diameter“ attribute. Images that got broken or gone missing. More categories allow dynmic filtering, …
A ton of boring cleanup work, so you can make the most out of the advanced search, the ability to dynamically filter the product lists in large categories and to select products to compare them side by side.
Size category rules
We also defined objective rules for our 5 size categories.
Based on usable length with exceptions for unusual and extreme knots.
Tiny = usable length 13cm or less and no excessive knots
Mini = usable length 17cm or less and no unusualy thickness
Regular = usable length 26cm or less and <8cm thickness
Large = usable length 40cm or less and <9cm thickness
Extra Large = everything larger
We do not apply the same rules within the „Canines“ and „Equines“ category. Simply because horses are usually quite large already and it would lead to very biased subcategories of Horses and of Canines
Within the canines, the medium sizes is everything from 16-20cm of usable length.
Within the equines, the medium sizes is everything from 20-29cm of usable length.
Limitations
Sadly the software does not allow selecting ranges of numerical values when searching for size values or when using the dynamic filters. That feature is only supported for the attribute type „price“. Sorry. We’re keeping our eyes open for a plugin that adds this missing feature.
KnotMe and Exotic Erotics restocked
We got the second half of the larger delivery from Exotic Erotics (English / German) as well as a new delivery by KnotMe (English/German) in stock
(Yes, postings in the category „Disturbing Dildo Deliveries“ are basically copy&pasted.
There is just nothing original to write about such a thing but many people are waiting
for toys of a specific manufacturer to come in, so it’s important we post these.)
New FurryStyle Unicorn in regular size
(Text copied from the mail on the FurryStyle product announcement mailing list, where it was announced 2 days in advance.)
Last year FurryStyle introduced the Tiny Unicorn and the Mini Unicorn at Eurofurence.
But if there’s a tiny and a mini variant, you may have wondered, where the normal „Unicorn“ without any of these additions is.
… well, FurryStyle had to work on it for a while. Yes, there were also some setbacks, due to the distinctive wrinkles.
The result is a unicorn stallion in a pleasant and not exaggerated size with a silky surface, on which the important lubricant holds particularly well.
The length as a regular toy is 24cm of which 22cm are usable.
The diameter after the 5cm Flare rises up to 4.5cm. The corresponding circumferences are 16cm and 15cm.
For comparison: 17cm are available on the Mini Unicorn and 14cm on the Tiny Unicorn.
The price of 56eur corresponds to the other FurryStyle toys of this size like the Foxcoon or Duke II.
New manufacturer: Horny Ram
We are proud to present a new manufacturer in our lineup of toys:
As a manufacturer they are quite new and there is only a single toy to start out with. Of cause this will be expanded over time. In fact, we actually planned for two toys but the mold of the second one broke and it had to be postponed.
The toy is: Ekino the Ram
Obviously it is an adult elk and adds more variety to the deers and the many, many horses.
Of the 26cm of length, 13cm are usable. Making this a regular sized toy in the very loosely defined „equines“ category in our new category system.
GLC reducing prices
Starting right now all products by German Livecast are permanently reduced in price by -38%.
Exotic Erotics partly restocked
April special: The Flexible Clause
(DE: Der Gummiparagraph)
The Flexible clause, called „Der Gummiparagraph“ in German, meaning „the rubber paragraph“ is a very versatile piece of legislation.
It is flexible enough to fit just about any situation you want it to.
Everyone should have one.
Your MP already has one for any situation and so should you!